whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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outlaw-monarch:

lonesome-diamond:

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

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AND CLASSIC WHO THROWS THEIR HAT IN THE RING

I immediately assumed this meant 7pm and I 100% agree.

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lepreas:

once a slayer, always a slayer

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sulietsexual:

Whedonverse Appreciation | Winifred Burkle
 - [1/6] Quotes

A Hole In The World

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Tags: oh god.

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

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"It was like any other impossible job, you got tired and you wanted to quit and then you got more tired and forgot to quit, and the minutes didn’t move, you lived forever inside of one minute, no hope, no out, trapped, too dumb to quit and nowhere to go if you did quit."

-Charles Bukowski (via henrycharlesbukowski)

Wow

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"I will keep looking for saviors and looking for saviors, but the truth is, there is no Daddy Warbucks. Nobody’s gonna pull up in a limousine and say they’re going to save you. That’s not how it happens. You save yourself from drowning, that’s how you do it."

— Courtney Love (via tipsywench)

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aseaofquotes:

James Frey, A Million Little Pieces

aseaofquotes:

James Frey, A Million Little Pieces

I like to surround myself with people with skills that could be useful. That’s something I always keep in mind with friends or boyfriends.

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